Saturday, 4 November 2017

1990 - You know you talk so hip, man, You're twistin' my melon, man

Ah, the Nineties! In the Eighties the Seventies were ridiculed for their tank-tops, flares and safety pins. In the Nineties, it was the Eighties we all laughed at: all those leg-warmers, shoulderpads, Yuppies and poodle-haired singers. However, apart from MC Hammer's trousers, I think history has treated the final decade of the second millennium relatively kindly.

Radio remained king, Top of the Pops advanced fearlessly into its fourth decade, vinyl’s days were numbered, the cassette survived in its association with the Walkman but the CD took control. Even I could not resist the new dominant technology. Maybe it was my growing up but after years of focussing on taping stuff from the radio, I started borrowing CDs from the library (and taping the best tracks) and even buying them. Mostly Greatest Hits compilations by artists like Kate Bush, Stranglers, Erasure, Julian Cope and such like, but at least I had the kernel of a music collection I could show to anyone who ventured into my little empire.

Talking of empires, the Stock Aitken Waterman hegemony was crumbling. Prolific as ever, but there was no longer the guarantee of massive chart success. Fortunately they still had Kylie. SAW’s final number one single was her cover of ‘Tears on My Pillow’ but 1990 also brought us possibly her best SAW-era pop song, ‘Better the Devil You Know’.

Meanwhile Jason Donovan’s chart career experienced a surprise slump. Kylie’s movie role in ‘The Delinquents’ led nowhere but Jason’s subsequent appearance at the London Palladium the following year was to be a roaring success. I saw him on the famous stage and must admit he was rather good. The Hit Factory wasn’t quite spent. Donna Summer had fallen out with the production trio, but her loss was Lonnie Gordon’s gain. A genuine soul singer rather than pop starlet, she had a number four hit in February with the excellent ‘Happening All Over Again’.

At the same time, Depeche Mode were back at their best. It came only second on my end-of-year ‘Other’ genre list but ‘Enjoy the Silence’ is now probably my favourite electronic anthem of all time. Martin Gore’s writing had turned darker, and his costumes wackier, but the band had also become huge around the world, even in the States. I was horrified upon hearing the 2004 remix. It had jettisoned much of what I loved about the original; the humming harmonising synths providing an opulent duvet of sound, so warm I don’t want it to end.

Electro-pop was nevertheless being relegated under the onslaught of dance music. House may have been an American invention but this was a great time for British acts. For all the excellence of Black Box and Technotronic, who each capitalised on the ‘megamix’ mania in 1990, it was home-grown artists enjoying the most success. So much so that a ‘Brits 1990’ dance medley, featuring the likes of Street Tuff, S-Express and 808 State went to number two in January. There was more to come later in the year.

This was the year when The Dance Anthem was celebrated in Capital Letters. We had The Orb’s ‘Chime’, Guru Josh’s ‘Infinity’ and all sort of weird trance stuff which, in the certain absence of Ecstasy, would have emptied Rotaract dance floors everywhere if played. Inside a mammoth tent in a remote Sussex field, they would have gone down a storm. Helped by 12” single sales, such tracks did make the top 20 and thus almost guaranteed some radio airplay, but this wasn’t the music I was listening and dancing to.

Dirty Cash’ by The Adventures of Stevie V was one of the year’s highlights for me, although Adamski’s growling synth classic, ‘Killer’, introducing the silky soulful vocals of Seal, sold many more copies. The lovely Betty Boo went solo, peaking at three with ‘Where Are You Baby?. The inevitable house piano intro, a catchy chorus and some wacky rap made for a winning combination. Monie Love was a more authentic hip-hop star, and her ‘It’s a Shame’ was a great vehicle for her rapping and genuine singing voice. Its mid-pace shuffle beat was also perfect to move my feet to! 

Brit producers DNA did a wonderful job transforming Suzanne Vega’s wistful New York observations on ‘Tom’s Diner’ into a dreamy chillout dance anthem, in which we could sway a bit to the Soul II Soul-like beat while chanting “Der der der-der, der der-der der” at frequent intervals. Bass-O-Matic’s ‘Fascinating Rhythm’ was another excellent record which pierced the top ten. Londonbeat’s ‘I’ve Been Thinking About You’ was definitely at the pop end of dance, and was another of my favourites in 1990. Despite the name, Londonbeat were partly American, fronted by Jimmy Helms, but we clasped them to our patriotic bosom in that year of British House and trip-hop.

Of course there were some stand-out international dance tracks, too. There was no getting away from ‘The Power’ by German act Snap! or Deee-Lite’s ‘Groove is in the Heart’, and both have stood the test of time, even though I didn’t much like them personally. The same goes for Vanilla Ice’s ’Ice Ice Baby’. Gratuitously sampling Queen’s ‘Under Pressure’ bass hook, it was very hard to take seriously the rap credentials of a lantern-jawed white Texan. However, the boy could move and it was infuriatingly infectious, out-selling every other dance record that year.

I couldn’t really take New Kids on the Block seriously either. ‘The Right Stuff’ had been a number one at the end of 1989 and ‘Hangin’ Tough’ was the first new chart-topping single of the Nineties. They were better dancers than singers, although they seemed over-fond of the ‘wave your arms from side to side’ move. In my head I wrote them out of my musical memory as a two-hit wonder. Yet on checking the stats, it appears that they had eight consecutive top-tenners in the UK. What? How did that happen? Fair to say they were much bigger in the States than here, a blue-collar Take That.


One of the dance tracks most fondly remembered from 1990 was the first football song it was OK to like. Englandneworder’s ‘World in Motion’ harnessed the Hacienda cool coefficient of New Order to the lyrics of footie-mad Keith Allen. And then there was that rap by England winger John Barnes. ‘Back Home’ and ‘Fly the Flag’, this wasn’t. Gillian Gilbert looks terribly uncomfortable in the cheap ‘n’ cheerful video, and Bernard Sumner only slightly less so but, excepting his goal at the Maracana, this was Barnesy’s finest hour.  

It was released for the World Cup which would forever be known as Italia 90. On the pitch, at least in this part of the globe, the tournament became associated with Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne, who bawled his eyes out after being booked in the semi-final against West Germany. However, the Italian hosts are of a more cultural disposition. Instead of wheeling out the likes of booze-sozzled Keith Allen, they launched the competition with a concert featuring the global opera stars Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras and Luciano Pavarotti. They became branded The Three Tenors, and football would never be the same again. Italia 90 was the first football event to transcend mere sport. TV audiences were huge, reaching countries not normally known for their football prowess.  

The fact that the BBC’s coverage used Pavarotti’s rousing rendition of Puccini’s Nessun Dorma’ strengthened the connection between footie and opera, and the charts suddenly took on a strange look. He went to number two here, and the Essential Pavarotti and the Three Tenors concert recording itself were each amongst the six biggest selling albums of the whole year. Extraordinary! For all the “Vincero, vincero!”s, Italy didn’t win. It would have been fitting had their team of Maldini, Vialli, Mancini, Baresi and Toto Schillaci emerged victorious in Rome’s Stadio Olimpico but they were knocked out on penalties by Argentina.

I loved that World Cup.  Slagged off for its lack of goals and its infamous red card-ridden final, it nevertheless had so many dramatic ingredients, featuring two English teams (one representing Ireland) and Scotland, the surprise heroes of Cameroon and the likes of Maradona at his best. Yet it was the added element of top-class music which cemented this tournament as one of my all-time favourites. It didn’t convert me into an opera fan, buying up Covent Garden tickets for Turandot, but it was an unforgettable summer with the contrasting soundtracks of Pavarotti and John Barnes. 

It wasn’t just opera flying the flag for classical music. Nigel Kennedy’s interpretation of Vivaldi’s Four Seasons sold an amazing two million copies and the unconventional violinist’s image was as ubiquitous as not only Pavarotti’s but also Kylie’s, Madonna’s and George Michael’s. Not really my thing but the opening bars of La Primavera are as uplifting as any piece of pop.

Unlike Kennedy, you wouldn’t have caught any members of The Housemartins wearing bondage leather boots or Aston Villa shirts. In fact, by this time Hull’s finest had flown the nest for good. And yet their progeny prospered. Norman Cook, not yet Fatboy Slim, went to number one with the sample-heavy ‘Dub Be Good to Me’ as part of his genre-bending Beats International combo. Meanwhile, Paul Heaton and Dave Hemingway had formed The Beautiful South and in 1990 they matched their ex-bass player’s success. They won hearts and minds with an impudent line in catchy melodies and witty lyrics, few better than ‘A Little Time’, featuring a duet of Hemingway and Briana Corrigan as a warring couple. There would be plenty more from them in the next few years but this was to be their only chart-topper.

I liked some other quirky singles, too. The B-52’s ‘Love Shack’ was an incredibly infectious retro dance track, an instant Rotaract disco stalwart. The Beloved were more of the age. I loved ‘Hello which, while not making the top ten, had an off-the-wall lyric. Their eclectic roll-call of names in the chorus was unique. How many songs would rhyme Jeffrey Archer with Jean-Paul Sartre or William Tell with (backing singer) Kym Mizelle?! My favourite couplet, immortalising a Brookside TV character and a once-exciting Crystal Palace winger was:-

“Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire
Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire…”

Also high on the quirkometer was ‘Birdhouse in Your Soul’ by They Might Be Giants. Apparently it’s a song sung from the viewpoint of a nightlight. Yes, really. But it’s just fun listening to the abstract nonsense, delivered in a deadpan Massachussetts drawl. I couldn’t have been the only one because it made surprising progress to number six here.

For all her colourful career, Madonna entered a monochrome phase, at least where her videos were concerned. In April, her paeon to the magazine ‘Vogue' went straight in at four, supported by a typical song-and-dance video (“Strike the pose”). My diary recorded: “she’s joined the House beat brigade and beaten them at their own game. Shame I don’t like the song”. I was astonished to read this final sentence as ‘Vogue’ quickly became my favourite of Madonna’s copious canon.

For all ‘Vogue’’s magnificence, it wasn’t enough for La Ciccone. She had been flirting with controversy for a while but when the tacky ‘Hanky Panky’ came out, some of us thought she had lost the plot. It was back to the Forties but with a song explicitly yearning to be spanked! It wasn’t even any good. Talking of explicit lyrics there was little ambiguity in the words of Justify Your Love’. The black and white video depicting plentiful sex and gender-bending S&M was banned by MTV, which of course merely cranked up the notoriety dial to eleven and made the song a worldwide hit in December.

The drum riff was lifted from James Brown’s ‘Funky Drummer’ and everyone was sampling Clyde Stubblefield’s solo, from Public Enemy to George Michael. True to form, Madonna virtually made it her own on ‘Justify Your Love’, the beat complementing the eroticism of her breathy, mostly spoken, vocal. I felt almost guilty at liking the record but it was beautifully beguiling.

Another b&w video falling foul of some censors was made for Chris Isaak’s ‘Wicked Game’. After featuring in David Lynch’s film ‘Wild at Heart’, the song took off around the world. The ghostly slide guitar and Isaak’s cool, brooding voice helped place the song second on my end-of-year ‘slow/ballad’ list. Apparently about unrequited love, there didn’t seem to be much ‘unrequitedness’ going on in the video, as Isaak cavorted on a beach with a naked Helena Christensen!

It was a good year for director David Lynch because his groundbreaking TV mystery series ‘Twin Peaks’ was unleashed. We wouldn’t normally have watched such a programme, especially as it was scheduled on BBC2. However, the gamble paid off.  The pilot episode was like nothing like I’d ever seen before. Basically a whodunit but with so many red herrings, weird characterisation and stylish touches that it seemed impossible to pigeonhole into any known genre. Indeed, as the series progressed, the plot also became impossible to follow but that wasn’t the point. Part of its charm was in Angelo Badalamenti’s music. The eerie theme tune was an instrumental version of Julee Cruise’s ‘Falling', with words by Lynch. Borrowing a phrase by lead character Dale Cooper, it was ‘damned fine’! 

There was more backwoods Americana in the form of Alannah Myles’ bluesy ‘Black Velvet’. OK, so Myles is Canadian, but it’s a paean to Elvis Presley, inspired by a bus trip to Graceland. From the first line:- 
                        Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell”

the mood is set, the picture painted; you can almost feel the oppressive heat. It was popular just about everywhere, and still sounds great. Coincidentally, Bobby Vinton’s Sixties track ‘Blue Velvet’ also made number two on the UK that year, but I’d rate the darker material slightly higher.

Big ballads provided the three biggest selling singles of 1990. It proved the symbiosis between film and music which was to dominate the charts in the early Nineties. Weepie ‘Ghost’ topped the box office list, and its soundtrack centrepiece, ‘Unchained Melody’ by The Righteous Brothers did the same for UK singles. Bobby Hatfield’s soaring tenor filled the airwaves throughout autumn while the erotic clay scene in the film must have sent thousands, humming the song, to pottery evening classes. 

The second most popular film was ‘Pretty Woman’. I don’t know whether careers advisors were overwhelmed by girls wanting to become call girls and meet wealthy Richard Gere lookalikes but the movie’s top track was Roxette’s magnificent ‘It Must Have Been Love’. This certainly ranks amongst my fave ballads, even if it tells a sad story. Only a number three hit here, it was huge in the States.

On the other hand, a Prince composition handed Sinead O’Connor her career highlight, ‘Nothing Compares 2U’. Prince’s obsession with numbers and letters in song titles was rather tiresome but I can forgive him anything after Sinead’s emotional performance of his unreleased track. The simple video has become iconic, and it’s hard not to be affected by the sight of O’Connor’s full-screen pixie face and blue eyes letting tears fall in tune with the autumn leaves. Apparently she and Prince almost came to blows, his hostility to her fondness for swearing merely serving as a challenge. I’m sure he didn’t resent the generous royalties the cover version generated.

Putting aside the hysterical horrors propagated by the living mullet that was Michael Bolton, the other successful slowie I enjoyed from that year was Elton John’s ‘Sacrifice’. One of those songs which flopped originally, it gave Elton his first solo number one single in the UK, and deservedly so. Hardly an uplifting love song, it nevertheless resonated with the public and kept Pavarotti and the England football team off the top during the World Cup. I like to think it was the summit of the summer soundtrack, although the truly awful ‘Turtle Power’ and Timmy Mallett’s ‘Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny…..’ (under the pseudonym Bombalurina) actually topped the charts during a hot and sticky August.

As an aside, visiting a small art shop in Saundersfoot, Pembrokeshire, we showed interest in an attractive painting of a boat. The £5K price tag put paid to any realistic thought of purchase but it was a revelation to be told it was the work of the aforementioned Mr Mallett. No longer the irritating children’s TV entertainer, he is now apparently a respected artist. A shame that to people of my age he will always be associated not with beautiful beachscapes but stupid hats and hideous summer party hits like this one.

1989 had been dubbed the official Second Summer of Love. However, 1990 was the year when the Madchester sound, MDMA and yellow smiley logo really crossed over into mainstream common culture. Not that we were all dancing like loons fired up by LSD or Ecstasy pills. It’s just that a lot of the music seemed really good.

The Stone Roses were the archetypal Madchester band, their first album frequently appearing in ‘greatest of all time’ polls despite hardly anyone ever having bought it! They had numerous singles, half of them with ‘Stone’ in the title, but I don’t remember any of them. It was only when I borrowed the album from the library several years later that I discovered the glories of the slow-burning opener ‘I Wanna Be Adored’ and ‘She’s a Waterfall’.

I’ve never warmed to Ian Brown’s airy-fairy voice but I suppose having strong powerful vocals weren’t really important, potentially detracting from the psychedelic sound which was aimed at stoned partygoers. Shaun Ryder probably never won awards for his singing ability either, but his Happy Mondays released two Mancunian monsters in ‘Step On’ and ‘Kinky Afro’. Both stalled at five in the charts but I really enjoyed them. The former was better to dance to, while the follow-up was made for turning up the volume and listening. 


Also demonstrating their ‘mad for it’ credentials were The Soup Dragons’ ‘I’m Free’, The Farm’s ‘Groovy Train’ and Candy Flip’s lazy, hazy cover of ‘Strawberry Fields Forever’. Nevertheless, perhaps the outstanding example of the genre was EMF’s ‘Unbelievable’. An infectious dance number with attitude, it did its stuff without MC Hammer’s baggy ‘loons or Bez’s maracas, but apparently if you listen to the backing vocals it’s full of profanities. Ah, 1990. You could get away with anything. Unless you’re Margaret Thatcher, whose reign of political and social terror finally, and surprisingly, came to an ignominious conclusion. That, too, was unbelievable. As The Las sang that winter, ‘There She Goes’….

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