Tuesday, 28 November 2017

1992 – Walking 'round the room singing Stormy Weather

This was one of those marking-time kind of years. The first of many ‘restructurings’ at the BBC did at least benefit me but what of personal matters? Now, in my thirties, I was wondering where life was taking me. Still no girlfriend, but surely I was at an age where settling down should be, at the very least, on the horizon. Yet I was still living with the parents. It wasn’t just the Queen having a kind of ‘annus horribilis’. Meanwhile I was desperately, clinging on to the last vestiges of youth with Billericay Rotaract, grasping at those opportunities to dance, opportunities I’d always spurned as a teenager, refusing to countenance even the micro-thought of attending a school disco at the Mayflower.

I did revert to holidaying solo. In July I took a coach trip to what was then still Czechoslovakia, then in September embarked on the first of several rail-based B&B weeks around Britain, beginning with Edinburgh, my first traversing of the Anglo-Scottish border.

It was hardly a vintage twelve months for music so unsurprisingly. I don’t recall music playing much of a role in either vacation. Actually, there’s one exception. When walking around Prague, soaking up the sunshine and sights, I was diverted by the incongruous sound of rock music filling the Old Town Square. Surely it should be a Baroque string quartet? A Smetana symphony? Approaching the centre of the square I realised it was a bunch of youngsters from, of all places, Shrewsbury School! The song they played, which I remember to this day, was ‘Everything About You’, which Ugly Kid Joe had recently taken to the top three. I’d liked the song, and the boys were pretty good, too.

It’s a simple slice of Californian rock but for a cool vibe there wasn’t anything cooler than Arrested Development’s ‘People Everyday’. For some reason I’ve never fathomed, the title is flipped around from the phrase actually sung; that is, “everyday people”. Whatever. It shuffled effortlessly to number two in November. There was more to come with the snappier ‘Mr Wendal’ some months later but I don’t remember anything else from them at all.

There was plenty of long male hair floating around. Axl Rose mixed strutting around the stage and caressing the keyboards with a couple of very popular rock ballads. ‘November Rain’ definitely showed Guns ‘n’ Roses’ sensitive side, then they gave a Bob Dylan classic a heavy makeover. By ’92, the band were one of the biggest on the planet and pretty much top of the bill at the Freddie Mercury Tribute concert at Wembley where this memorable performance of ‘Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door’ was recorded

Curtis Stigers was touted as the new Michael Bolton; flowing brown locks rather than hideous mullet. A better soul voice, in my opinion, but I still wasn’t fussed on the songs ‘I Wonder Why’ and ‘You’re All That Matters to Me’. Then there was Charles, or was it Eddie? Whichever? As a pair, Charles and Eddie had one of the year’s biggest hits with their debut single, ‘Would I Lie to You?’. It had a pleasant Sixties soul sound, with a Smokey Robinson-like lead vocal by Eddie (or was it Charles?), an unfussy production and the benefit of being a much better song than anything by Stigers or Bolton. The world’s worst hairstyle in 1992 must have been that of Billy Ray Cyrus. Fittingly, perhaps, as his ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ just made me ache to break his neck.

Bono’s hair was less lank and mullet than in the Joshua Tree era but amongst the several singles from the Achtung Baby production line came what must be the finest ballad from U2, and maybe anyone, in the Nineties. ‘One’ was the track which determined that I bought the album. On first hearing, I thought it was an instant classic, destined to be the biggest seller for years. And yet it peaked at a disappointing seven in March. It puzzled me then, and it puzzles me still. The album version is much longer than that featured in the Anton Corbijn video and frankly, could easily drift on for another three minutes without boring me – and, believe me, I have a low boredom threshold.

At the same time, the chart was dominated by another slowie, by Shakespear’s Sister. ‘Stay’ was number one for eight long weeks, a melodramatic two-hander performed by ex-Bananarama Siobhan Fahey and Marcella Detroit. The latter’s pure soprano sang the main melody and chorus while a scarily Goth-ified Fahey did the low register bits, and the formula certainly worked. For all Stay’s longevity, one of its follow-ups, Hello (Turn On Your Radio On) also worked its spell on me. For both songs, I was also encouraged by the pair’s readiness to sing live on shows such as TOTP, even though Stay’s Goth video was played to death. Fahey’s witch-like image was apparently not restricted to her make-up and clothes. The following year she sacked Detroit without actually telling her.

One of my favourites from 1992 was another creepy song, this time ‘Hazard’ from American Richard Marx. The creepiness stems not from the singer’s visage but the mysterious lyrics. It’s a gorgeous lilting melody but the subject-matter begs you to listen to the words. Did the boy kill Mary? If innocent, why was he hounded out of town? The video added to the suspense, but the lyrics do rather suggest Marx’s protagonist was the victim of mistaken identity:-

                                    “I swear I left her by the river.
                                    I swear I left her safe and sound”

We are left to make up our own minds. Whatever the verdict, it’s refreshing to hear a hit record which makes you think and not just listen ambiently or dance.

Another surprise hit with intriguing lyrics was Marc Almond’s cover of an old Sixties song, ‘The Days of Pearly Spencer’. The sudden crashing transition from string-driven rhythm to melancholy minor chord finale seems unnecessarily blunt but I’ve always been a fan of Almond’s voice. Stripped of the Soft Cell New Romantic baggage, he has always been a brilliant pop soul singer, capable of sounding modern yet breathing new theatrical life into older material like Jacques Brel’s ‘Jacky’, ‘Something’s Gotten Hold of My Heart’ and, for that matter, ‘The Days of Pearly Spencer’ itself.


Another unexpected chart-topper which I enjoyed was Tamsin Archer’s ‘Sleeping Satellite’. Promoted from backing vocalist status, the Yorkshire-born singer really shone with this paeon to astronauts and the moon. Her 1993 Brit award recognised her as breakthrough act but unfortunately it didn’t lead to greater things.

By way of contrast, a decade after their demise, Abba were back! Sort of. In June, Erasure went straight in at the top with their 4-track EP ‘Abba-esque’. Not only did it bring them their only number one single, but it also kept Mariah Carey and Nick Berry off the top. Yesss! Double whammy! The Essex duo’s hilarious homage to the Swedes’ ‘Take a Chance on Me’ helped keep them at the summit for five weeks. Not their best record, but undoubtedly entertaining. And who knew that Vince Clarke would make such a convincing Agnetha?! And what did Sweden think of these cover versions? Well, their shoppers kept the EP at number one for six weeks, so who says they don’t have a sense of humour? 

Not to be outdone, the Australian Abba tribute group, Bjorn Again had their cheeky revenge by releasing their own EP, entitled ‘Erasure-ish’. Sadly, it only reached 25 over here, but it gave the likes of ‘Stop’ and ‘Give a Little Respect’ a Seventies mini-skirt and platforms makeover. I saw Bjorn Again in concert at Shepherds Bush Empire some years later and have to say they were wonderful. I never got the chance to see the originals on stage. However, when the audience are in on the joke, the tongue-in-cheek but genuinely fond impressions of the legendary Swedes were hugely enjoyable, and they are more than useful singers and musicians, too.

Whether all this fun and games whetted the appetite for the real thing, I’m not sure, but Abba released their definitive greatest hits compilation Gold in September, it sold well but not spectacularly. Nevertheless, It now ranks as the second biggest selling album in UK history. Abba will never go out of style. 

Jimmy Nail’s stock was also riding high. Keen to avoid typecasting as the rugged Geordie, thick but with a heart of gold, he had transformed himself into the rugged Geordie, intelligent with a heart of gold, in the title role of BBC1’s detective series Spender. He became a bit of a sex symbol, so inevitably he chose this point to revive his dormant singing career. Perfect timing! ‘Ain’t No Doubt’ followed ‘Abbaesque’ to number one. I confess it wasn’t for me, unlike Spender, which at the time set a high standard for all future moody, flawed but brilliant detective TV series to aspire to.

’92 was also the year when Crowded House stamped their mark on me. I’d known ‘Don’t Dream it’s Over’, of course, but when ‘Weather With You’ broke into the top ten, I recognised their true talent. It wasn’t just the lilting melody and the uplifting chorus; I also loved the intriguing lyrics like

                        There’s a small boat made of china
                        It’s going nowhere on the mantelpiece”

I didn’t buy the Woodface CD (shame!) but did hire it from the library, to discover more great tracks like ‘Fall at Your Feet’ and ‘Four Seasons in One Day’. Neil and Tim Finn certainly had a way with words, harmonies and memorable ballads, wrapped up in unfussy production. Mere OBEs don’t do them justice.

In contrast, there were some truly awful records being played constantly that year. I’ve mentioned the ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ abomination, but I also detested the re-release of the Freddie Mercury/Monserrat Caballe operatic epic ‘Barcelona’. The BBC’s coverage of the Olympics from that city meant it was on air ad infinitum. I described Madonna’s ‘This Used to be my Playground’ as a “dreadfully boring ballad” and Eric Clapton’s ‘Tears in Heaven’ and Michael Jackson’s vomit-inducing Christmas hit ‘Heal the World’ were so coated in sugar, there was nothing worth listening to in the centre.



Yet none of these compared to the year’s biggest-seller. It wasn’t that Whitney Houston’s ‘I Will Always Love You’ was a dreadful song. It wasn’t. And, of course, Whitney’s interpretation of Dolly Parton’s composition was stunning. It’s just that the whole romance of the thing, the ‘Bodyguard’ brand marketing, turned my stomach. Even now I find it a tough listen. When I went to see the West End musical version of The Bodyguard’, starring the brilliant Beverly Knight, I was probably the only one on the audience not to be crying buckets when Beverly belted out the big number.

Moving hastily back to the good stuff, as The B-52s would have it in 1992. My 1991 obituary for the passing of decent dance music turned out to be a tad premature. For starters, Dr Alban’s ‘It’s My Life’ was a huge Euro disco hit, and for obvious reasons. I’d never heard of him before but the Nigerian-born Swedish DJ/producer had already become successful on the continent. After ‘It’s My Life’, that success continued, but not over here. I thought Snap! would be pretty much a one-hit wonder but that had been just an appetiser for Rhythm is a Dancer’.

The words weren’t important, of course. Nor, in truth, were the vocals – perfectly adequate though they were – of Thea Austin and rapper Turbo B. It was all about the synthesizer riff. As an intro, it was reminiscent of a bugle call to arms, only this time hailing the hordes on to the dance floor. It worked. Unlike many big Euro dance tracks, ‘Rhythm is a Dancer’ had the structure of any good pop record: a proper start, middle and finish, although this didn’t necessarily work for DJs trying to incorporate the ‘boof, boof’ finale while segue-ing into the next record. Anyway, only Whitney’s hit outsold it that year in the UK.

It wasn’t just about Swedish and German electronica, though. Britain was producing some great Euro-sounding dance music, too. Once pigeonholed as rave acts, some were really crossing over into the pop world without really compromising their dance reputations.

For years, I imagined Felix to be some anonymous figure toiling from a soundproofed chalet studio deep in the Westphalian forest but apparently he hailed from Chelmsford! His enduring anthem ‘Don’t You Want Me’ has been remixed at frequent intervals but why mess with the original in the first place?

The Utah Saints created some top tunes with the help of creative sampling of well-known voices. The best example was ‘Something Good’, which flew to four in the summer. So smart was the sample of the ”I knew that something good was going to happen” line that I didn’t realise it came from Kate Bush’s ‘Cloudbusting’, hence the ghostly images of Kate’s 1987 video amidst the Saints’ own promo. The band was unusual in that they could actually perform live rather than just twiddle a few knobs on a synth and wave their arms around.

And then there were The Shamen. For starters, they had the – for me - attractive propensity to sing live on TOTP. This was pretty much unheard of for a techno-dance act, either before or since, and first surfaced on the previous autumn’s top fiver, ‘Move Any Mountain’. They originated in Scotland, but the rapper Mr C brought a touch of London street ‘bantah’ and a DJ-land credibility to their sound. Everything came together in September, when ‘Ebenezer Goode leapt to the top of the singles chart.

It wasn’t merely a cracking track to dance to. It had a unique quality to it, perhaps best illustrated by Mr C’s opening lines:-

                        “Naughty, naughty, very naughty
                        Ha ha ha ha ha”

It was indeed very naughty. The “Es are good, Es are good” chorus obviously extolled the virtues of the drug du jour, Ecstasy, which did result in the single being banned temporarily by the Beeb. However, as I imagined The Beatles did a quarter of a century earlier over ‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’, The Shamen and their record company must have had their fingers tightly crossed behind their backs when insisting that the song was really about a shady club underworld character! See what I mean?

“He takes you to the top, shakes you all around
Then back down, you know as he gets mellow”

Anyway, there was sufficient lyrical ambiguity to let them off the hook, and ‘Ebenezer Goode’ proceeded to sell almost 300,000 copies before being prematurely deleted after about six weeks! It stayed in the clubs much longer.


Dance still wasn’t dead by the following year but, thanks to a male vocal quintet from the North West, the UK pop music axis was swiftly shifting.

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